Monday, November 7

And speaking of the French

I know this has been around awhile, but thought it was ok
to post for a Monday morning. I hope all of you had enjoyable weekends!

The elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by
plane. At French Customs, he fumbled for his passport.

"You 'ave been to France before, monsieur?" the
customs officer asked sarcastically. The old gent
admitted that he had been to France previously.

"Zen, you should know enough to 'ave your passport
ready for inspection."

The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. You Americans alwayz 'ave to show your
passports on arrival in France!"

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard
look. Then he quietly explained.

"Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in
'44, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."

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