Wednesday, November 2

Appropriate Use of the "F" Word

When is it correct to use the "F" word? When is @#$% Acceptable?

There are only eleven times in history when the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are Sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10 . "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."-- Einstein, 1 938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw ;c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, 1998

and a drum roll please...........!


1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." -- Saddam Hussein, 2000

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