Banned in Pakistan!
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic Pakistani cleric who got so mixed up that he kissed his daughter's face and beat his prayer rug to a pulp with a shovel?
Q: What do they call "wilding" in Pakistan?
A: Law School.
Q: In Pakistan, what do you give your girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A: A little candy heart that says WHORE, and a jar of battery acid in the face.