Friday, March 3

Banned in Pakistan!

Now that blogspot is banned in Pakistan, we might as well talk about them behind their backs.

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic Pakistani cleric who got so mixed up that he kissed his daughter's face and beat his prayer rug to a pulp with a shovel?

Q: What do they call "wilding" in Pakistan?
A: Law School.

Q: In Pakistan, what do you give your girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A: A little candy heart that says WHORE, and a jar of battery acid in the face.

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